Books
Books are cool. Buy one, read one. Or read a sample chapter, then buy one.

A mediocre Earth musician. An alien who loves television. And a never-ending circus.

COMING SOON

He thought it was only a battle. He never knew about the war going on below. He'll have to learn now. And fast.

An elf murder in Norway. A mysterious artifact disappearing. One elf is in a race against the clock to save Christmas... Or is it a race against the North Pole itself?